How to date a wrestler

I will be writing my satirical paper on how to date a high school wrestler, by listing out the rules and guidelines that will make it happen. This handbook is guaranteed to get you the strong, smart, straight,and handsome high school wrestler you've always dreamed about. Not only will there be guidelines and rules to follow, towards the end there will be a list of coping strategies, so you and your perfect match can lock hearts for more than several seconds...

Satire Idea

I'm going to write a "rap" about artists who rap about pointless things. This is going to be about people who just rap to rap and don't have a reason or purpose behind their lyrics. I'm hoping to expose all artists who do not express themselves or rap to send a message or communicate to their listeners.

Consumer Addiction, Technology obsession

I was thinking about writing on how our generation is obsessed with the latest and greatest technology. I would write my article as a brochure for a museum of technology and from the standpoint of a visitor who has no idea what a house phone is, nor a laptop. Just an idea. any ideas?

Snuggie Infomercial

My satire is going to be about how people get sucked into infomercials and buy the product because they think it is actually something that will work and will make your life better. I am basing my satire mostly on the ridiculous snuggie product. Because it's presented as being not just an article of clothing, but an essential solution that delivers clearly stated and highly desired benefits to whoever buys it.

OCD

I was thinking i would write about OCD and how it really affects certain people. And maybe some people dont have official OCD but they just cant stand to have things out of place or everything must be done a right way. If there book doesn't line up with their desk it becomes an obsession to fix and make sure it doesn't happen again. The format will be more of a diary type thing. A day in the life of an OCD girl. Go through her day with all her weird quirks and how her surroundings impact her. It will either be a full day or up til lunch depending on how detailed it is.

over population

The Blood's and crips will be two things that will single handily make over population a thing of the past. I find that if everybody in this world were to join one of these two street gangs our world would be perfect. With the world picking one of the two sides there would always be fire fights taking the streets with numerous dead bodies acquiring. If everybody in this world started to deal drugs and illegal fire arms our enemies would be made very fast! If one person on the crips did something to humiliate the bloods then the bloods would get everybody in there area and hire a hit on the crips. If this were to happen I am sure Tellurides main street would look like a giant block of red swiss cheese. There for all that red would be the word overpopulation being washed away. Having this happen i know one thing that would go through a lot of peoples head, survival of the fittest. The people who are weak and cant fend for there selfs will become the targets and end up dyeing. I figure that if this was to happen that we could lose a billion people in just over a year.

Mitch's discussion of satire

Hello children. I was thinking about writing a satire on how stupid the whole skiing vs snowboarding arguments are. I thought I would write a conversation between a skier and a snowboarder. They would be arguing about which one is better. I am going to make them both seem like idiots to show how the whole argument is ridiculous. What do you think?