Davis is about to release the truth behind twitter users

I, through hours of thought, have come up with the idea to satirize twitter, which is already very satirical in itself. Twitter ties into basically everything in today's world, and it make me want to stuff a baby into one of those pneumatic t-shirt cannons (you know, the ones that launch t-shirts to the upper deck of Major league baseball stadiums) and send that sucker to Utah. I hope to cover ever ridiculous edge to twitter and the people that are completely contained in their fake, online, celebrity persona that captures the true stupidity of their actually uneventful lives.

Wolf Gang.