Racism Solution

I believe that a good solution to racism in modern society is to paint yourself a random color every week. Therefore there is no more racism as everyone is an ever changing color, and no grudges can be kept for a long period of time. I can't think of a good way to write this effectively. I was thinking maybe a federal letter establishing color parlors, and telling of laws established to make everyone visit a parlor once a week at the same time. Wont go into detail about the color parlors.

Or maybe a newspaper article about this plan and its en-action in the future, using a scientist to back some claims up. Other ideas would be much appreciated.

Racism Solution

I believe that a good solution to racism in modern society is to paint yourself a random color every week. Therefore there is no more racism as everyone is an ever changing color, and no grudges can be kept for a long period of time. I can't think of a good way to write this effectively. I was thinking maybe a federal letter establishing color parlors, and telling of laws established to make everyone visit a parlor once a week at the same time. Wont go into detail about the color parlors.

Or maybe a newspaper article about this plan and its en-action in the future, using a scientist to back some claims up. Other ideas would be much appreciated.

Hardcore Gamers

I'm going to be satirizing how serious people take video games, which I will do by writing a dialogue between several computer game addicts that supposedly takes place within the confines of the game's chat log. I'll comment on the hardcore attitude some people take on video games and how pointless it is to take them quite that seriously. The way that some people religiously play games such as Call of Duty and World of Warcraft will be my main focus, the 72 hour gaming sessions without sleep and the energy drink binge drinking, not casual video game playing or the video games themselves. What do you guys think is the most ridiculous thing hardcore gamers do?

Satire Idea

So I think for my satire I'm gonna write about texting and the whole spelling dilemma. Between t9 on regular phones and the spell check on smart phones, you either don't need to know how to spell, or you understand what other people are saying when they write ahdfhhfa. I know I've made all kind of mistakes when texting...like one time Emy, Carla, and me were trying to make plans for something and I texted Emy, "yeah, carla has aids" instead of "yeah, carla has cheer", because aids and cheer can switch with each other quite easily on t9. That is how rumors get started. And everyone knows when their screen says "duck" or "ducking", they are actually dropping the f bomb. So basically I think my paper is going to be a texting conversation between me and a friend, where nothing actually makes sense, but if you're a fellow texter you will understand.

Davis is about to release the truth behind twitter users

I, through hours of thought, have come up with the idea to satirize twitter, which is already very satirical in itself. Twitter ties into basically everything in today's world, and it make me want to stuff a baby into one of those pneumatic t-shirt cannons (you know, the ones that launch t-shirts to the upper deck of Major league baseball stadiums) and send that sucker to Utah. I hope to cover ever ridiculous edge to twitter and the people that are completely contained in their fake, online, celebrity persona that captures the true stupidity of their actually uneventful lives.

Wolf Gang.

Mary Jauna Burger and Fries

This is one paragraph of my satire.... its virtually about drug abuse and the why people must have drugs in order to be content. I will either present it as a boring piece of paper, create virtual med cards and on the back instead of laws and regulations have each paragraph, or several munchies food bags along with it and post ingredients on the back from a new print out that says ingredients and health concerns (or non-concerns)

However I also started a satire on girls who either lack confidence in themselves or find attention through sexual desire. this may be a little too mean.. but could be represented in a burn book like in mean girls..

(sorry my topics are dergatory take no offense they are just opinions)

Food tastes better, smells better and is consumed with more joy. So why don’t people all smoke a bowl before Thanksgiving dinner? That is a hard question to answer, maybe simply because people would rather spend a meal time feeling heart-warmed by their family members verses internally debating about weather the fly on the wall will reincarnate into a lion in the next twenty four hours since flies only live for twenty four hours on average. Some intellectual capacity is actually needed and most times appreciated at meal times. Munchies, the mental barrier to how wonderful food intensifies savory flavors and is the high at the mental state adds to the vibrancy of a total wicked experience. Mary Jane feeds off of any food and will constantly be shouting in your head, “Mary Jauna Burger and Fries, a pizza and twelve milkshakes.”

Satire- Fast Food

I was thinking of satirizing the fast food industry.

I would poke fun at the nutrition factor. And when you drive through a city and see a Micky D's there dive-thru line goes thru the parking lot so soon the cars have to go down a block to another. When you drive down a main street there are at least three fast food restaurants on each block. It seems as if everything unhealthy for you is extremely convenient, and tasty. And its all because everything is fried in a boat load of grease.
I could talk about how since the economy is tanking that is the only food they can afford.
Or about how fast food is good for you because it keeps you from looking so skinny and unhealthy. And maybe one day being chunky will be the new skinny.

Maybe I could tell a story of some ignorant white person who is out in the Sahara looking for some fast food. He sees some starved Africans with balloted bellies and asks where he can find a Burger King.

I could either write it as a menu, and ad, or something else.

What are your thoughts?