How Women Get Out of Sticky situtions.

For my speech, I will be writing about how it seems that women can get out of sticky situations much easier than men, more specifically, the good looking, innocent acting, crying women of society. How is it that they manage to get out of speeding tickets by crying, or a freebee in class for forgetting their homework while I leave my homework at home and get a zero? I feel like i'm pretty cute, and if i ever tried to cry in front of a police officer im sure he would just laugh at me for being a wienie and write me an even bigger ticket; While a women is going 100 miles an hour in a 45 zone, drunk and high on crack, she manages to get let off with a warning because she starts crying and telling the officer of the hard day she has had. Of course this is a little exaggerated, but I think you all know what im talking about. Please, teach us men your ways of getting off the hook... we need it.