Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Blogs are for loosurs

The other day I woke up and went out to judge and subjugate women. I didn’t brush my teeth or take a showur or wash my face. Even in France I would have been considered smelly. I put on some ratty old clothes over my well-used underwear that hadn’t been changed for quite a while. I did take the effert to turn them inside out, so that got at least another week of use out of them. I decided to go to school, but showed up an hour late cause being on time is for loosurs.

In my first class, I sat down and stretched my body out of the chair to take up as much room as possible. I didn’t do my homework because I was way too busy playing Xbox the night before; doing homework is for losers.

The rest of the day I slacked off and thought about what I was going to do after school that day. It was a Friday, so my friends and I were planning to get down that night. Whenever the teacher asked me a question, I shrugged and let some nerd answer it. Paying attention in class is for losers.

After school I went and met up with my bro’s. It was a crazy night, we got toatally wasted and it was awesome. We do this every Friday, but it never gets old. Sometimes some loser confronts me and I tell them that doing well in school is for losers. I can always copy off somebody anyway, and if I ever need to write a paper I can just bullsh*t it and use spll check. Spelling rite is for losers anywy.

Weirdley, nobody ever really brought up my situation before as being a typical slacker mail before some square English teacher told us to write a blog about it. But blogging is for losers

8 comments:

  1. Got to the point without literally stating it. Its hilarious!

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  2. Evan, this blog post should be taken down. It's way too dangerous. I mean, it nearly killed me for crying out loud. Pretty much perfect.

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  3. I really enjoy your satirical touch on what looks to be a "battle of the sexes" of our 4th period class. It definitely proves many women wrong out there who think exactly of these stereotypes and relate them to "every guy in our school".

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  4. I love how you took a stereotype and instead of explaining why its right or wrong, made it into a story to emphasize the fact that it is wrong.

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  5. OMG I love this! Evan this is by far the best blog. I like how you did it from a different perspective.

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  6. This is great!! just completely went at it a different way and it came out very well!! i look forward to reading more

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  7. Great satire, Evan. You'll be well prepared for this unit when it comes along.

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