How to date a wrestler

I will be writing my satirical paper on how to date a high school wrestler, by listing out the rules and guidelines that will make it happen. This handbook is guaranteed to get you the strong, smart, straight,and handsome high school wrestler you've always dreamed about. Not only will there be guidelines and rules to follow, towards the end there will be a list of coping strategies, so you and your perfect match can lock hearts for more than several seconds...