Racism Solution

I believe that a good solution to racism in modern society is to paint yourself a random color every week. Therefore there is no more racism as everyone is an ever changing color, and no grudges can be kept for a long period of time. I can't think of a good way to write this effectively. I was thinking maybe a federal letter establishing color parlors, and telling of laws established to make everyone visit a parlor once a week at the same time. Wont go into detail about the color parlors.

Or maybe a newspaper article about this plan and its en-action in the future, using a scientist to back some claims up. Other ideas would be much appreciated.