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Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Matt Mitchell bows up half of Colorado.
I wanted to write my satirical essay on my fathers funny obsession with blowing up various objects. It will be a newspaper article describing the mischief my dad has been up too. Starting off with small things, like coffee mugs, then explaining and telling stories about how the objects become bigger and bigger, until eventually he blows up half of Colorado. It should be pretty funny, and I would really like some ideas for objects he would, and could blow up. There will be funny lines like "Oh, there goes Ajax. Matt must be out playing." I also will explain how the explosives start of using tannerite then eventually turns into TNT and such, because per object the "BOOM!" just wasn't good enough.
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have him blow up the white house on accident
ReplyDeleteum, you forgot about nuclear explosions.
ReplyDeleteThis sounds like a sitcom.
ReplyDeleteI think you should have an interview with him in it as well.
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